My name's Andy, and I'm a Diet Cokehead

I don't know when it happened, but at some point in my life I was suckered into the toxic deliciousness of Diet Coke -- and I've lived at its mercy ever since. But no longer! Diet Coke Kills is my official declaration of war against the carbonated killer, as well as my own personal web intervention.

I'm like the Forrest Gump of zero-calorie soft drinks, and I won't stop running.

Note: I chose to post this photo of myself with Levi Johnston -- father of Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol's bebeh -- so you would come to the conclusion that I'm obviously an intelligent person who should be trusted.